Some people go out
Some stay at home all alone again
There can be no doubt
Got a feeling they've taken my only friend

There's a rat outside
As big as a cat
I'm gonna stay in
Make a drink and chat on my phone

On my phone

She's a fine looking specimen
Think I might catch that look in her eyes
It's high time I tried

It's a two-horse race
A chase to the end
I'm running to win
Second place and closing on my phone

On my phone

Was there life outside?
Apparently so
Let the loving begin
Call me up and turn on my phone

On my phone
On my phone

One thing led to another
And another thing led to you
One thing led to another
And another thing led to you